VIRGO: Why is abbreviation such a long word?
LIBRA: Don’t worry. It’s all just cats, rats and pigeons
SCORPIO: You are hot….and itchy.
SAGITARIUS: Simmer down and pucker up.
CAPRICORN: Open other end
AQUARIUS: Your toothbrush will soon appear in an awkward x-ray
PISCES: Your lucky emotion will be “erect”.
ARIES: You will soon become a weapon of masturbation
TAURUS: Bags the front seat
GEMINI: You will remain blissfully ignorant
CANCER: It’s time for “sneaky plan B”.
LEO: It’s all in the underlay baby.